Mmm, you shoulda tasted my Grandma. And now you can, with Homemade Black Rapberry Jam!

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  Mmm, you shoulda tasted my Grandma. And now you can, with Homemade Black Rapberry Jam!

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  Taste like grandma, by the way, ¿Where is Grandma?........ OH MY GOD, STOP THE MACHINE!!!!

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  Ralph wiggum: "It tastes like grandma." Chief wiggum: "Oh my god!!! It does taste like grandma!" :D

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  A real grandma in every jar!

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  * FINGER LICKIN' GOOD *

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  that kid is the big bad wolf in disguise i just know it!

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  The moment where the "S" really matters

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  you spelled RASPBERRY wrong--FAIL!

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  That's right, this jam tastes like stale urine and mothballs.

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  "Does this jam taste old to you?"

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  Grandpa is in my strawberry jar. So, grandma must be... OH SHIT

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  "Tastes like grandma" (The Simpsons)

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  Taste like Grandma Spirit... hmmmmmm

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  I love the taste of grandma in the morning.

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  Now includes 2 full ounces of Soylent Green!

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  "Black Raspberry is People!"

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  Your grandma don't taste like blackberry she taste like.... depends

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  Pfft... Why would I want to eat that if I could just eat your grandma?

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  now i know where my grandma is oh fuck it's in a jaw !