And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

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Are You A Zombie?

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  And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

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  MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!

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  That will be $500 plus tip sweetie. Now, pay up or I stay until your wife and kids gets home!

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  I want her to do this with me!

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  MOM? DAD?

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  Nice Ass... shit... i Jizzed in my pants... again...

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  Still, he lasted longer then I would

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  It's a fail because he should have a boner right now. Or is he?

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  Oh SHIT real life amercan pie moment

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  Girl: "Alright Flash, show me your superpowers".

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  like u guys wouldnt jiizzed LOOK AT THAT ASSS!!!

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  Somebody help him! She's peeing all over his crotch and moving up!

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  There fucking eachother ._.😀😄😀😀😀😀😀😄😀😀😀😀☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️

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  DAMN!!!!! That chick is hootttttt!!!

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  Give your wife whatever she asks for in the divorce dude. You do NOT want this picture shown in court.

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  She is leaving a boogie trail on his tummy like a slug

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  Why did he pee?

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  hmmm.. i am 11 and i know what this is!! ( and i am a girl!!)

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  Sorry if I'm missing something, but isn't that kind of the end goal of whatever's going on here? How is that a fail?

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  i dont blame him