"the trick to flying is to throw ur-self at the ground and miss, while not thinking about hitting the ground... note... don't bother trying to learn how to speak bird, they just chatter about wind speed and where to get good nuts and berries ALL DAMN DAY!!!!!"

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  "the trick to flying is to throw ur-self at the ground and miss, while not thinking about hitting the ground... note... don't bother trying to learn how to speak bird, they just chatter about wind speed and where to get good nuts and berries ALL DAMN DAY!!!!!"

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  "Somebody should catch that one flying stone before somebody gets hurt."

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  Somebody should catch that one flying stone before somebody gets hurt.

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  try putting the sign higher so people can see it! Bad stone!!

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  RONALD WEASLY. HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR.