The good news is that it will shrink to nearly unnoticeable if lard-ass ever goes on a diet! :-)

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  The good news is that it will shrink to nearly unnoticeable if lard-ass ever goes on a diet! :-)

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  Fattened and branded... Yep, he's ready to go to the sale barn!

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  not making good use of the arm space

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  Looks as he just whitewashed a swastika tattoo with the soldering iron. Now he can use the pic for a job application...

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  Too Zoon?

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  Zune is codeword for McDonald's among the obese.

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  why does that arm seem much bigger than the other one?

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  hmmm... 5 dollar burger? or 5 dollar tattoo...

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  A wild-tattood snorlax has appeared.