"Hello, Allstate? I think I overheated my engine...can you- oh, that's fine, no rush."

How Badly Did This Fail?

Are You A Zombie?

Fail Comments

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  "Hello, Allstate? I think I overheated my engine...can you- oh, that's fine, no rush."

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  looks like from the back

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  Now where are those sandwiches at?

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  Now where's that blasted noise coming from?

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  Where did i pit that damn cell phone

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  Women....HAHAHA

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  Do you smell something?

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  if she farts, then... BOOM!!!!!!!!

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  Where is the- Hey, I SMELL BBQ PLASTIC! HONEY, DID YOU COOK FUCKY GOD AGAIN?! IT SMELLS LIKE METAL OF SILVER LIKE MY CAR!!

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  can l get a light back here l can't see a thing............

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  She's probably getting the fire extinguisher... which is exactly what I would be doing.

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  now where's that raw chicken?

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  Hold on, honey. Mommy needs to get her purse first THEN she'll come get you out of the car seat.

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  Note to self: Throw the WATER BALLOONS at the cat on my car. NOT the grenades!

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  dang it where is my back up engine "-.-