 
  Fail Comments
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  Where is my boobies ? 
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  oooohhh noes they has deflated :0 
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  R-L: See my fake boobs? Where did mine go? Certainly not on the floor! A little more to your left please! 
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  That chick all the way to the left peeking at you =0 
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  she is still better looking 
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  CRAP i hugged another porcupine!! 
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  wowww 
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  My penis just sneezed 
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  It's not a fail, it's a delicious flat chest 
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  Crazy girls eye 
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  They were here 5 minutes ago. They must have been taken by the "boobie watcher" 
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  damn i don't have like the others!!! 
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  IZ FUNNI SHE IS LOKIN DON AND SHE HAVE NONE BOOBS WHEN LADY NEXT TO HUR HAS BIG BOOBIES 
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  Where is my brain?? 
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  No.... WIN 
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  Hmm.. The Doctor said i would be a real women 
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  guys come out please, don't let me down! 
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  *looks down* omg... theyre GONE!!! 
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  Growwwww, damn you!! Grow!!!!1 
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  *pfffffffffffrt* "O noes ma boobs! DAMN YOU, CHERYL COLE!" D: 
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  Forget your boobs Sarah Harding, where's your fucking brain? 
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  im shy my is small? 
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  Invasion of the Booby Snatchers 
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  no matter size instant bonnerrrr 
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  SHE IS SO BEAUTIFULL 
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  OH NO!!! they deflated 
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  Too poor to get fake tits, no fake tits so she can't win and stays poor. Vicious cycle. 
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  cheryl cole wtf :P 
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  Its ma MAYNE! 
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  lol. you guys got it all wrong. its actually a transvestite looking down after noticing that (s)he got a hard-on while flirting with one of the male judges, then realizing "omfg. this is soo fail. i juse realized it was a GIRL pageant!!!" 
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  lol. you guys got it all wrong. its actually a transvestite looking down after noticing that (s)he got a hard-on while flirting with one of the male judges, then realizing "omfg. this is soo fail. i juse realized it was a GIRL pageant!!!" 
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  I didn't understand a shit because I was looking at the right. Then the quotes did not make sense and saw that table-like girl in the middle. 
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  Gap 
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  BOOBS: They are underrated. 
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  its girls aloud lol 
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  Next time I dress in drag, Ima remember to get me some implants first! 
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  boobies? BOOBIES?! BOOBIES!!!! where are my BOOBIES?! 
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  BIRD CHESTS ARE NOT THE BEST 
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  GRAMMAR FAIL!! 
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  Just like men measure their self-worth by what dangles from their groin. Women judge their self-worth by what dangles at the chest...or rather what doesn't dangle. 
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  Gross. I can see that one's boob job scars on her under-cleavage. :/ 
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  damn! I left my implants in my other dress... 
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  "quiet girls, your turn will come. one day. 
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  I know I should have paid like she did..... 
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  MMMMMMMM there fuking hot but There fuking Ho's SSSuuuk my 12 inch cock of destruction 
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  She's dividing by 0. 
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  its cheryl sarah and kimberley from the girl pop group girls aloud there all all gorgeous so to are nicola and nadine too 
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  Is this the female equivalent to the male endowment scenario? 
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  My penis just sneezed 
 
    
  
Where is my boobies ?