"WAIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT???!!"

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  "WAIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT???!!"

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  the best fortune (cookie) there is

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  No Shit?

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  this cookie is inside my soul.

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  fault of the Chinese fault of the Chinese fault of the Chinese fault of the Chinese

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  no one else is rofl'ing at the fact that it looks like condoms beside itt???

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  wait! i get an other cookie? this really is my lucky day!

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  And so on and on and on...

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  OMG these fortune cookies....how do they know such things??? omg....

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  It's a fortune within a fortune FORCEPTION

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  CONFUCIUS: He was one smart (cookie).

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  HAH too late