Two really fat chicks and only one personal pan pizza. Somebody is gonna die! :O

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  Two really fat chicks and only one personal pan pizza. Somebody is gonna die! :O

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  OK... a 2-liter of Coke is 800+ calories. A slice of pizza with meat toppings is 150-200 calories. Ranch dressing? You don't wanna know. Looks like each of these svelte young ladies is about to snarf up more calories than the average adult gets in a DAY.

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  You just know that, in about 15 minutes, there's gonna be a hambeast smackdown over the last slice of pizza.

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  Poor bloke in the background is makin his own sandwich.

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  And THAT'S just her place-mat!

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  She got the LOW SODIUM ranch dressing... trying to eat healthy, you know...

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  it must take a uhaul to deliver that pizza...