Whoever stole the walkway had better return it or things will escalate.

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  Whoever stole the walkway had better return it or things will escalate.

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  Yeah, sorry, it kinds ran outta battery.

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  this is not america.

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  escalator is now estairlator.

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  it's a trap

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  what the hell is POLOCY??

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  i bet a lot of ppl got stuck in that escalator.

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  What the....?

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  this mall has a strict polocy against fat people.

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  In the event this escalator is broken, it reverts to stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

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  The cheaper "generic" version.

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  Notice how the escalator sides are on NO FHATTIES

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  It doesn't move? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET UPSTAIRS?!