No no, dude. Don't raise your hand and maybe keep that woman from getting squashed. Wouldn't want you straining your valuable fapping hand or anything traumatic like that. Your social life would be in ruins.

How Badly Did This Fail?

Are You A Zombie?

Fail Comments

• thumb_up thumb_down +161

  No no, dude. Don't raise your hand and maybe keep that woman from getting squashed. Wouldn't want you straining your valuable fapping hand or anything traumatic like that. Your social life would be in ruins.

• thumb_up thumb_down +156

  You said you wanted front row seats to see all the action. Close enough for ya honey?

• thumb_up thumb_down +154

  goatee!!!

• thumb_up thumb_down +145

  In the face! IN THE FACE!!!

• thumb_up thumb_down +138

  ARGH!! ( not again..)

• thumb_up thumb_down +97

  SMACK!!!!