You said you wanted front row seats to see all the action. Close enough for ya honey?

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  You said you wanted front row seats to see all the action. Close enough for ya honey?

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  No no, dude. Don't raise your hand and maybe keep that woman from getting squashed. Wouldn't want you straining your valuable fapping hand or anything traumatic like that. Your social life would be in ruins.

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  In the face! IN THE FACE!!!

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  goatee!!!

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  ARGH!! ( not again..)

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  SMACK!!!!