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  fat mode : ON

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  I think HALO is a pretty fat guy. Eh eats aleins AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

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  Halo 4: OAST (Orbit Around Sun Troopers)

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  OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  fail just plain fail

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  The lady on the left ate the gum at the chocolate factory

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  CRITICAL MASS HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!

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  What a Disgrace ;O

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  a wild Modern Snorlax appeared!

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  pew pew pew!

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  'I think HALO is a pretty fat guy'. Wtf did you mean by that? You do know that 'halo' is the game itself, and the name of the protagonist is 'Master Chief', right?

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  The Porkin's of the Halo universe...

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  You know what makes it worst? Chief's crotch is wet....

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  This would also go well on cantbeunseen.com

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  Oh My *throws up*

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  a wild Modern Snorlax appeared!

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  Along time ago in a galaxy not far enough away...

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  So that's what they look like in real life! The documentaries always chose actors that look better!

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  Master Chief back from retirement..

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  I don´t get it... Is this a new expansion pack?

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  Cortana and Master Chief became Fat... LOL

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  two wild snorlaxes appeared

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  Jesus...master chief. you're doing it wrong.

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  Mustard Chief and Moretana

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  is it me or does fat guy on the left have major bowner?

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  What's a mirror?

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  "Fatter" Cheif

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  Blubba Fett on his first date with the Blue PowerEater

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  She needs to stop eating stuff from willy wonka

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  check his pants and her fingers, gamer-not to your average peeps

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  I OMFG im not playing halo reach every time i hear it i remmber is this picture black ops here i come :D

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  on his arrival master chief noticed he was not used to earth gravity

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  did he piss his pants

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  they shouldn´t have farted inside that clothes.

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  Who the fuck is this fat blue whale ?

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  "OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!", You stole the words from my mouth...

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  Am I the only one that noticed the guy in green peed himself?

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  It looks like a brute stole Master Chief's armor!

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  aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?

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  fail.

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  Just plain wrong

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  Fail Cosplay

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  Not so much Halo as Hullahoop.

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  If you smack your belly and it doesn't stop jiiggling for over 5 seconds... Spandex is not for you!

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  oddball america on

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  I am perfect

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  Im muster chef, gurhhh *huu

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  Ever since the fall of the Covenant Empire, Master Chief's primary battles have been in the Old Country Buffet restrooms

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  just imagine every time you wait to respawn, they are teabagging you

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  Please, do not breed. Ever.