so which is his "baby" ?

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  so which is his "baby" ?

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  I think the point is that this can't be his kid, because he has been gone for 14 months... the real FAIL here is the guy who posted this, because he is to stupid to come up with the idea, that the kid might be >5 months old

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  thats not your kid epic fail

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  Wow you guys fail. Obviously he had sex with the woman be fore he left. Baby was born while he was gone. Now he gets to meet the baby. And, yes his baby handling skills need some work. He's been handling too much seamen the last 14 months.

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  that seamans doing wrong

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  You do relize that the baby could have been born some time after he went to sea, right??

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  that captains doing wrong

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  Give me back that fillet-o-fish . . .

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  Priorities.

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  dont look son

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  " I think the point is that this can't be his kid, because he has been gone for 14 months... the real FAIL here is the guy who posted this, because he is to stupid to come up with the idea, that the kid might be >5 months old " you do realize, that if that baby was 6 months old, it means that he could've missed the birth of his child, and still not meet it until than.