I was in teh Navy, and this is how the Bluejackets manual instructs you to hold a baby.

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  I was in teh Navy, and this is how the Bluejackets manual instructs you to hold a baby.

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  That's from the famous "Michael Jackson Baby Handling Manual."

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  Forget babies, I got seamen.