I wouldn't take one of your "turdles" for free, why in the world do you think I would buy one?

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  I wouldn't take one of your "turdles" for free, why in the world do you think I would buy one?

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  i thought his hair was the fail

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  turdles make him hard

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  Zombie kid likes turtles FTW

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  To paraphrase Edge, this man is a big, fat, failure turdle.

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  lol this is just an all around failure!!

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  ROFL whatta returd.

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  Pictured above: A big, fat, failure turtle.

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  And yet the BIGGEST Fail here is photographing this HIDEOUS TURD, in THOSE SHORTS!! Who do I sue for all therapy and mental bleach expenses I'm going to accrue, trying to get THIS image outta my head?!?!? The photographer, the fool who posted this or IT for even wearing those shorts?!?!?

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  are they made from turds? ive been looking for them!

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  1 inch pinch.

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  And they're not even turtles, by the look of it! They're tortoises!.. Or should I say: tordoiles?

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  "One minute sir, I'm squeezing another turdle out right now."

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  TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURDLES!!

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  i mean the turdle in my shorts

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  Jack Black?

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  TUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-duhls

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  I like turdles.

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  Has anyone noticed that the guy has an erection? Just sayin...

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  Hey look, it's an American!

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  B.. O.. N.. E... R :D

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  baby turds

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  Jack Black before SlimFast

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  Tardyard sale

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  i think you spelled it worng, theres no "les"

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  Redneck for: Shitforbrains.

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  I poop 'em

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  Just when you thought real fashion had been lost, Turdle man comes in and totally gives us hope !!

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  So much fail in that pic... if you go from right to left, you'll never even make it to the sign

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  that guys name is turdles, his mum put up that sign

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  Dear Jack Black wannabe, You spelled somethings wrong on your sign...... 1. everybody knows that "FOR" is spelled FOUR 2. "TURDELS" has two /d/'s "TURDDELS" 3. Grammer is pitiful, can you spell that? P-I-T-I-F-U-L dude. Sales four turddles should be what your sign says. PS. I LIKE TURDDLES!!!!!! And IMMA zombie.......