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I wouldn't take one of your "turdles" for free, why in the world do you think I would buy one?

Fail Comments

+131

I wouldn't take one of your "turdles" for free, why in the world do you think I would buy one?
+34

To paraphrase Edge, this man is a big, fat, failure turdle.
+30

Zombie kid likes turtles FTW
+27

Pictured above: A big, fat, failure turtle.
+22

lol this is just an all around failure!!
+17

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURDLES!!
+15

i thought his hair was the fail
+15

ROFL whatta returd.
+14

And yet the BIGGEST Fail here is photographing this HIDEOUS TURD, in THOSE SHORTS!! Who do I sue for all therapy and mental bleach expenses I'm going to accrue, trying to get THIS image outta my head?!?!? The photographer, the fool who posted this or IT for even wearing those shorts?!?!?
+12

"One minute sir, I'm squeezing another turdle out right now."
+10

i think you spelled it worng, theres no "les"
+9

turdles make him hard
+9

1 inch pinch.
+9

I like turdles.
+8

Tardyard sale
+8

i mean the turdle in my shorts
+8

are they made from turds? ive been looking for them!
+8

that guys name is turdles, his mum put up that sign
+7

Jack Black?
+6

TUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-duhls
+2

Just when you thought real fashion had been lost, Turdle man comes in and totally gives us hope !!
Hey look, it's an American!
-1

Redneck for: Shitforbrains.
-2

I poop 'em
-2

And they're not even turtles, by the look of it! They're tortoises!.. Or should I say: tordoiles?
-2

Jack Black before SlimFast
-3

So much fail in that pic... if you go from right to left, you'll never even make it to the sign
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B.. O.. N.. E... R :D