I wouldn't take one of your "turdles" for free, why in the world do you think I would buy one?

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Are You A Zombie?

Fail Comments

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  I wouldn't take one of your "turdles" for free, why in the world do you think I would buy one?

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  To paraphrase Edge, this man is a big, fat, failure turdle.

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  Pictured above: A big, fat, failure turtle.

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  i thought his hair was the fail

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  Zombie kid likes turtles FTW

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  lol this is just an all around failure!!

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  TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURDLES!!

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  And yet the BIGGEST Fail here is photographing this HIDEOUS TURD, in THOSE SHORTS!! Who do I sue for all therapy and mental bleach expenses I'm going to accrue, trying to get THIS image outta my head?!?!? The photographer, the fool who posted this or IT for even wearing those shorts?!?!?

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  ROFL whatta returd.

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  1 inch pinch.

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  turdles make him hard

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  that guys name is turdles, his mum put up that sign

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  Jack Black?

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  I like turdles.

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  Tardyard sale

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  i think you spelled it worng, theres no "les"

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  "One minute sir, I'm squeezing another turdle out right now."

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  And they're not even turtles, by the look of it! They're tortoises!.. Or should I say: tordoiles?

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  TUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-duhls

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  are they made from turds? ive been looking for them!

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  Hey look, it's an American!

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  I poop 'em

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  Redneck for: Shitforbrains.

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  i mean the turdle in my shorts

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  baby turds

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  So much fail in that pic... if you go from right to left, you'll never even make it to the sign

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  B.. O.. N.. E... R :D

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  Jack Black before SlimFast

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  Just when you thought real fashion had been lost, Turdle man comes in and totally gives us hope !!