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I wouldn't take one of your "turdles" for free, why in the world do you think I would buy one?

Fail Comments

+128

I wouldn't take one of your "turdles" for free, why in the world do you think I would buy one?
+36

To paraphrase Edge, this man is a big, fat, failure turdle.
+25

i thought his hair was the fail
+24

Pictured above: A big, fat, failure turtle.
+22

Zombie kid likes turtles FTW
+21

lol this is just an all around failure!!
+17

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURDLES!!
+14

ROFL whatta returd.
+12

And yet the BIGGEST Fail here is photographing this HIDEOUS TURD, in THOSE SHORTS!! Who do I sue for all therapy and mental bleach expenses I'm going to accrue, trying to get THIS image outta my head?!?!? The photographer, the fool who posted this or IT for even wearing those shorts?!?!?
+11

1 inch pinch.
+10

"One minute sir, I'm squeezing another turdle out right now."
+10

that guys name is turdles, his mum put up that sign
+9

i think you spelled it worng, theres no "les"
+9

are they made from turds? ive been looking for them!
+8

Jack Black?
+8

I like turdles.
+7

Tardyard sale
+7

turdles make him hard
+4

TUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-duhls
+2

Hey look, it's an American!
-2

i mean the turdle in my shorts
-3

Redneck for: Shitforbrains.
-4

I poop 'em
-5

And they're not even turtles, by the look of it! They're tortoises!.. Or should I say: tordoiles?
-5

B.. O.. N.. E... R :D
-5

Jack Black before SlimFast