I hope he gets condoms too. He won't be able to fit another kid in there.

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  I hope he gets condoms too. He won't be able to fit another kid in there.

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  get the girl used to the kitchen from a young age

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  whose a good parent you are daddy :)

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  thnx for the arrow, didnt know what was wrong here

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  Children on sale. Buy 1 get 1 free.

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  "What kid?? oh shit!"

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  What? Shes holding the things for me...

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  Honey, I hope you have saved room for Rover's 50 pound bag of dog food...

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  I have a kid? Where?

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  Well I didn't want the kid in the first place.

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  b.f.d. I have done much worse. How about a sombrero nachos and dip hat on the child's head as a mobile appetizer platter during my house parties.

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  is that a prosthetic leg or what?

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  Ah geez, where's the frickin' barcode. Price check on midget in a pram!

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  poor baby

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  LOL I do this all the time with my kids. They need to help too!

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  a child?! wait a minute, where's my shoping cart!!???

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  STOP CRYIN' B-4 I LEAVE U IN CAN GOODS.