Don't worry, if she is pregnant, it's not yours.

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  Don't worry, if she is pregnant, it's not yours.

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  Don't worry - she was faking :o)

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  She'll give birth to little baby computers. Congratulations, Daddy!

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  hmm, maybe that dildo was sabotaged

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  Another thing I can picture Bono saying next time his wife gets pregnant. Again, who goes around Dublin thinking he's God?

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  Someone need to go back to sex education class.

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  I already told you doc! I got her pregnant over the phone!

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  Retards, the had real sex but recorded it via webcam

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  THUMBS DOWN THE TOP COMMENT 4 A NEW TOP COMMENT. OR THUMBS THIS COMMENT DOWN. WHICHEVER. HEY GUYS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET OFF CAPS LOCK FOR 6 DAYS NOW AND I CANT FIGURE IT OUT, HOW DO I CHANGE IT BACK?