We all had dreams of becoming Egg McMuffins, but eventually we became human.

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  We all had dreams of becoming Egg McMuffins, but eventually we became human.

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  When they say "baby food", they really take it literally.

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  I WANTED TO BE A FUCKING EGG MCMUFFIN!

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  eggs are babies too

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  Babies = Egg McMuffins

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  Mmm, embryo with a side of bacon.

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  Dude babies taste straight good!

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  15 billion hamburgers sold, 15,000 babies!!!

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  MCBABY

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  Pedo bear likes: he can eat a baby without trouble from the pigs. Ah dammit, there's pig on the muffin too.

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  that's a win.

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  1 portion of abortion plz

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  Where all lost children go...

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  SEE! I TOLD you McDonald's was gross!

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  more like a win

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  This failed like your mom.

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  Everyone who has ever eaten Mcdonalds is a cannibal.

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  WHAT! Egg McMuffins have eggs in them?

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  Embryos are McBurgers too...

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  You can use human embryos to fertilize your lawn.