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  Actually, the sign is safer from theft than the bike. Notice that it's attached to a chain. 
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  Shopowner: Fuck, how should I get my sign in?! 
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  Because the pole would have been obvious... 
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  Now NOBODY can steal my sign ! 
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  I guess they figure no one would want to steal it with a lock on the wheel...? 
 
    
  
Actually, the sign is safer from theft than the bike. Notice that it's attached to a chain.