The perfect babysitter. Economical. Never gets tired, Never drinks your booze or steals your stuff. And never leaves your kid unattended while it plays pickle tickle with their boyfriend on your bed. Everyone should have one.

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  The perfect babysitter. Economical. Never gets tired, Never drinks your booze or steals your stuff. And never leaves your kid unattended while it plays pickle tickle with their boyfriend on your bed. Everyone should have one.

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  Free daycare

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  While hiking through Guatemala, we found these things hanging everywhere. But we were warned not to touch them as they might contain explosives.

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  Help me MOM !! HELP !