 
  Fail Comments
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  Meanwhile in America.... 
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  In 2018, Jessica Simpson comes out in this contraption and tells the world "I'm not fat!" 
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  Nurse (Texting Friend) "so... do you dare me to just leave the bitch swinging there?" 
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  Cool. The new Fatapults just came out. I want! 
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  "And this was the last picture of our daughter Jenny, on the right, before that awful, AWFUL flabolanche killed her....." 
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  The answer to when you are to fat haul ass 
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  back to the drawing board the lifting arm is not suppose to bend?? 
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  Some people get off to this shit. Can we shoot them? 
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  That's what I call trustworthy 
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  Thats hot. Now she can be on top. 
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  The GRANDMA CATAPULT! Order yours, now! 
 
    
  
Meanwhile in America....