Supersize the diet coke, please. I'm watching my girlish figure.

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  Supersize the diet coke, please. I'm watching my girlish figure.

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  'im hungry and a lazy bitch, what you gonna do?'

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  you guys take forever to order

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  I like how she's in between hard working people in line!!

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  Four Double WHOPPERS with large fries please, Oh and a Diet Coke

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  Okay, I'm a fatty and even I wanna slap the f*ck outta this bitch. If you're too goddamn lazy to stand in line for you daily dose of thigh-fuel... GO HOME!

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  At least it's not "twilight or beaber"