Hello sir, I will be your penis holder for the evening

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  Hello sir, I will be your penis holder for the evening

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  There is such a thing as too much "customer service"

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  Remember "The job isn't finished until the paperwork is done"

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  It's about time someone offered. I'm tired of asking strangers.

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  Hello sir! I will help you pee and poop the right way!