in soviet Russia, bike locks you! :D

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  in soviet Russia, bike locks you! :D

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  and stay here until i get back

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  In america, bikes tie their owners to the pole

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  PLEASE DONT LEAVE YOUR BLACK MAN UN ATTENDED HE WILL BE SOLD

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  hey its erckle

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  Don't worry... he'll pick it shortly!

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  why is there a B letter on his base cap ? bicycle parking assistent ?

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  In Soviet Russia, we repeat the same thing over and over!

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  It's nice when you only have 1 black man in your town - just lock him up rather than 200+ bicycles

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  The cop left the cuffs in his car, so he had to keep this guy from getting away somehow...

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  new bling bling rap style

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  up north they just use their tongue to get stuck to flagpoles

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  Screw the backpack leashes for your kids. Just u-lock them to the pole.