Would any of you ladies date that.... Never mind. Too damn easy.

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  Would any of you ladies date that.... Never mind. Too damn easy.

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  paging doctor fagot

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  Hello, may I help you? Sir are you aware of what's on your name tag? Yes I am, that's my real name.. GOODBYE!

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  Mr.Fagot, we're gonna have to fire you

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  Robert, how's your sales going this month. Not so good boss. Not so good.

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  He is hot tho! Id marry him but he would have to change to my last name, cuz Charlotte ****.. nah I dont like it

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  O THE IRONY

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  Status : Never been Married .I guess i know why.

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  (His name over the loudspeaker) Party of one. Your table is ready sir.

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  Bob, there's a Mr. Packer holding for you on line two.

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  Ha ha ha, no no the "t" is silent.

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  Hey i remember that guy. Back in high school his nickname was dishes, because we caught him in the bathroom with dish detergent.