That'll teach him for sleepin with my wife! (-Satyr)

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  That'll teach him for sleepin with my wife! (-Satyr)

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  He actually takes karate classes because his kids gave him that black eye.

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  He didnt know the third place prize was a black eye or he woulda tried harder

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  Awe come on I blocked every punch, kick, and chop with my left eye that's some black belt sh*t I deserve 1st

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  Oh,so you actually type a username? That's sad.

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  Always a sore loser

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  Well! if i could SEE Maybe i would have won 1st place but NOOOOO

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  KUNG FU PANDA!

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  Aw, buck up, Mister Third Place, you can always go home and take it out on your kids....

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  When you get a black eye from two guys cock slapping you, third place is the best you can hope for!