I wondered why it take so long to go upstairs... I found the answer: I have to move my legs myself!!

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  I wondered why it take so long to go upstairs... I found the answer: I have to move my legs myself!!

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  this is defiantly not in America.

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  *Out of Order* - Sorry for the convenience...

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  STAIRWAY TO FAIL!!

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  3rd Floor: Food Court

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  Photoshop! Okay, a well done pshop. But a pshop nonetheless...

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  Because fuck you, that's why.

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  An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. - Mitch Hedberg

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  Did you see the lady on the left? She is probably waiting for the escalator motor to be fixed.

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  This must mean something, they want your fat ass to walk.

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  We need this in America.

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  just to f*uck with fat people