5 bucks says he doesn't and will never have a job...

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  5 bucks says he doesn't and will never have a job...

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  Carpe Noctem, will take you a long time to notice, but when you see it you will shit bricks! AT NIGHT! AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT! (That's latin btw).

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  he doesnt have a mouth?

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  Thanks for the 500 bucks, mom!

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  His mother must be SO proud.

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  When does a fashion statement become a cry for help? Up next on Leeza: "When Tattooing Goes Too Far."

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  thats so stupid

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  Permanent douchebag mask

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  whats wrong with the other eye lol