And so began little Nathan's addiction to preservatives, salt, high-fructose corn syrup and processed animal penises.

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  And so began little Nathan's addiction to preservatives, salt, high-fructose corn syrup and processed animal penises.

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  Baby is wondering if the pizza cutter would work on his little wrists...