Hey Mike, my name is Dixie Long. Wanna hook up?

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  Hey Mike, my name is Dixie Long. Wanna hook up?

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  "Dude i promise you, its not fake!"

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  Long Duck Dong changes his name to attract even more babes.

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  Mah homework brings all de Asians to de yard end der liek, It wasn't even hard.

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  Has anyone found Mike Litoris yet? Anyone?

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  looks like tiger woods.. go figure

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  Sorry, people, to date -NO MAN has found mike litoris or any other litoris.

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  POOR GUY...