Wouldn't steal it but I would move it just to show them how dumb they are

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  Wouldn't steal it but I would move it just to show them how dumb they are

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  It's a TRAP!

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  SO DUMB

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  Well, of course it's un-stealable. The 40,000 candlepower reflector will blind any potential thief.

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  BS

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  Its a bait bike!

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  see how the cable isn't hanging down all the way. On the other side is a steal ring embedded into the pillar. We have bike poles like that here. It just looks bad from this angle.

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  why do close replicas of faces scare us/

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  They should have used the Club! (-Satyr)

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  This is what happens when girls come out of the kitchen