Don't I look hot when I'm neglecting my kid?

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  Don't I look hot when I'm neglecting my kid?

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  Cellulite... fail... oh crap! theres a kid in the tub too!

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  SABER TOOTH...FAIL

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  Yo babe! Do your laundry! I'm busy with my smart phone!

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  Single gym teacher seeks small anaemic man to strangle. Parenting skills a must.

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  "So what if my kid drowns, I'm still sexy"

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  Looks good after having a kid but still a fail