They told me i could become anything... So i became a picnic table.

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  They told me i could become anything... So i became a picnic table.

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  picnic table?? oo.. i see.. lets start the party..!!!

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  Can you really compare her to a picnic table?

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  ^^^ LAME...

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  And you know picnic tables always have a bunch of bugs crawling around up in 'em.

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  I was wondering why my cream of sum yung gai tasted weird...

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  Li, yu want see pichur of picnic basket?

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  Maybe she's got room for 4, hungry friends.

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  I'd eat off her