That's it! I've had it with this motherfucking duct tape on this motherfucking plane!

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  That's it! I've had it with this motherfucking duct tape on this motherfucking plane!

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  Well, it already worked for the tires...

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  There I fixed it...

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  This is your captain speaking please don't apply pressure to the walls of the cabin, have a safe flight

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  Duct tape will fix ANYTHING!

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  Hopefully there's no turbulence...

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  Sir, We are having difficulty closing the exit doors, should we have it fixed? No, just put some ducktape on it. It costs too much money to repair it.

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  Red Neck Airlines

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  i don't usually fix things, but when i do i just duck tape it together and not give a shit for another year.

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  that would probably work

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  "Sir, are you comfortable and capable of assisting the crew and passengers exit in the even of an emergency?" "Uhh... yeah, I think I can pull a piece of tape.... yeah, I got it."

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  The tape is called "Speed tape!" (Source - Me, I'm an aircraft mechanic!)

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  Redneck Airlines