Sorry honey, all the store had was a box of Fuckering Lights.

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  Sorry honey, all the store had was a box of Fuckering Lights.

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  Gordan Ramsey Edition.

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  What kind of socket do these lights plug into

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  cannot unsee

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  fONT sIZE sensitive

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  girls using that!

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  GOOD! 'Cause I'm all out of Fokering LIGHTS!

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  There's a shop in my town called FLICKR MEATS

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  After a couple hours freezing my azz off on the ladder, that's exactly how I refer to ALL holiday lights...