I wanted to borrow a penis, but it was too hard..

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  I wanted to borrow a penis, but it was too hard..

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  Maybe your co-workers would be nicer to you if you put the phone AWAY and do some WORK!!!

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  I speak from my subconscious ..

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  Why is it that people get mad when they can't get things for free

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  Shame it wasn't invisible ink that you needed

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