I Get my juice however I damn want!

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  I Get my juice however I damn want!

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  It's not so failed... When you open you're bottle like this, you can collect very more liquid than with the cap... less wasting...

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  Some men just want to watch the world burn!

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  nah thats a guy who was hungover and couldnt get the cap to work

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  When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!!!!!

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  Eeeeeeww peppermint coffee???

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  when life gives you lemons you mak lemon aid when life gives you melons your probably dyslexic

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  When life gives you lemonade... MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONADE BACK! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT GAVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONADE! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONADE! I'M GONNA HAVE MY BOYS INVENT COMBUSTIBLE LEMONADE THAT'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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  when life gives you lemons you mak lemon aid when life gives you melons your probably dyslexic

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  Some people just want to watch the world burn