Hey, that's convenient!!

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Are You A Zombie?

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  Hey, that's convenient!!

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  the EASY way out

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  Stolen from another joke site. This one is OLD.

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  Mmm pastry.

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  Even when Doug tried to commit suicide, there was someone there to help his ass out of the door.